Buying Illegal Weapons online in Nigeria

So where are the lawyers in the house?

After reading about the The three illegal weapons bought over Amazon.co.uk, as a proper Agbero with nocturnal tendencies, I told to myself that is a bad for my business and decided to check behind my back yard and boom…


This is really bad for my business as folks can starting thinking of DIY cough cough without requiring the necessary services or assistance of expert Agberos. The ones that were banned on Amazon were about 1 million volts but the ones that I am seeing on these Naija websites are claiming to be 25 million volts!!!

In order to eliminate these my useless competitors, abeg can the lawyers in the house advice whether it is legal to sell these weapons online in Nigeria without requesting for a license?

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@Tola, if you don’t mind me asking, what business are you in sir? Do you have a website? Thanks for letting us know about people bjying illegal weapons off amazon. I didn’t know that was possible.

I am an Agbero at Ojota Motor Park. According to Osterwalder’s Business Model Canvas, the Internet is not the most efficient channel for reachng my customers, so I don’t have a website.

However, you can check out a day in the life of an Agbero below - it’s real fun!!!

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Nice vid. I never heard of Osterwalder’s Business Model Canvas, but I juust googled it. Seems informative. I’ll look more into it. Thanks for the knowledge and I wish you the best. By the what is the best channel for reaching your customers? Would u say SMS? I know dat the price is coming down, but isn’t that expensive?

Pretty sure the best and most effective channel is the business end of a handgun. :smiley:

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Dude, that’s a trade secret and I can sue you for damages!!! :grinning:

On a serious note, with the advancement in technology and the Silicon that was discovered at Yaba, we have actually developed in-house, a much more effective channel that scales and it’s even patent pending.

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