Job: Ninja Php/Javascript Developer needed urgently

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Hello, I’m working on a project and need someone grounded in PHP/MySQL and JavaScript Developer for a short quick Gig.

Task include:

  1. Integrate Mandrill for transactional Emails
  2. Clean up some Javascript codes
  3. Integrate Payment processor
  4. Clean up Internal Search Algorithm

I can easily get a foreigner to do this on any of the freelance sites, but, I believe, we can do this here (won’t need to bother the CBN for Dollars) :smile: Please only Ninjas should contact me :wink: with links to previous project. Thanks in advance.

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Interesting. Not sure my job fits any of the list though as it’s at best a very short term contract job that any of the people with regular jobs can do part time, one off and real quick too. May be I should indicate flexible schedule in the post.

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I actually think collectively we’ve made the job posts better. By pointing out glaring errors and outlandish expectations.

But you know that they’re not just meant for ridicule & practising satire? Some people might actually want to ask questions about the role. But this is not possible while we’re busy mocking the OP for no reason, other than our enjoyment.

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I get what you’re trying to say but your argument is flawed. Thanks.

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I’m not making an argument actually. It’s an observation.

But whatever you call it, tell me sir ‘why is it flawed’?

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You don’t need to be a Ninja to achieve this stuff you just mentioned.
Your contact please. #FeelingLikeANinja

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On point bruh, this is just to damn correct. I can say my work fit all of the above.

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